Tale Tale 11 - SEX

In Taxi Tale One I told you the Taxi Tales I would bring you would be funny, strange, unbelievable and scary. Well Taxi Tale Two covered scary, Taxi Tale seven and eight covered strange, Taxi Tale three, five and Six cover funny, and Taxi Tale 4 covered unbelievable.

There was one category I have left out…………………….. SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got a pick up at in Wigan town centre; it was about four o’clock in the morning. The pickup was at the train station, as I pulled into the station there was only one person waiting there, she was about twenty two years of age, and drop dead gorgeous. She had on a very short skirt or it could have been a belt it was that short, she had a bingo top on, eyes down. What I didn’t notice was that she had no bag, mainly because my eyes were else were. She gets into the front seat next to me and tells me her destination.

She started chatting away to me telling me that she lost her mates and that’s why she was on her own, half way through the journey she drops the bomb shell “I’ve got no money”

I give a little sigh, she knows and I know that I’m not going to kick a young girl out of the car in the middle of the night, but before I could say anything to her she turned and faced me and said “Is there another way I can sort the fare out with you?”

I turned my head to look at her, god she was gorgeous, “What do you mean?”

“Come on she said do I have to spell it out?” she said

“I think you’ll have to” I replied

She looked at me and gave out a little laugh, at which point I was starting to get annoyed, not only aren’t I getting paid but she is now taking the piss out of me. She then smiled and said “When we get back to mine, come in and I will let you do whatever you want to me.”

The penny dropped, this drop dead gorgeous girl was offering me sex, I looked at her, I couldn’t believe my luck, my heart was racing just the thought of being with this girl would be enough for most men’s hearts to race a little but I was going to have sex with her. I looked at her again, ‘I couldn’t get a girl like this when I was twenty two, never mind forty two’ I thought.

“Well” she said “are you coming back to mine?”

Just as I was about to answer her, I woke up, BECAUSE THIS DOESN’T F***ING HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS READ TAXI TALE THREE, MY FIRST RUNNER, BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT HAPPENS!!!! THEY JUST DON’T PAY!!! SO IF ANY OF YOU OUT THERE KNOW A TAXI DRIVER AND HE TELLS YOU THAT HE’S ALWAYS HAVING SEX WITH HIS CUSTOMERS, HE’S LYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!