tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-71808938825032909182024-02-20T05:00:02.132-08:00Philip Parry's Author BlogAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05521953958849677877noreply@blogger.comBlogger91125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7180893882503290918.post-21603931836153259082015-05-14T02:26:00.001-07:002015-05-14T02:26:55.000-07:00Taxi Tales TwoTaxi Tales TWO is the follow up from best selling Authors Philip Parry and Glenn Pye following the success of Taxi Tales. This book like the first tells the TRUTH about the general public. All the 'tales' actually happened to either Phil or Glenn but again no names are mentioned. The 'tales' range from funny to scary and all the way to absolutely unbelievable, but every detail is FACT! If you enjoyed the first you're bound to enjoy the second and be sure to look out for the third, fourth and fifth! If you recognise yourself in any of the tales it's your choice whether you actually admit it! Have fun!!<div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05521953958849677877noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7180893882503290918.post-86454644631363894902014-09-07T17:28:00.001-07:002014-09-07T17:28:16.767-07:00A Little Joke For You All<blockquote id="yui_3_16_0_1_1410135098238_18278" style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica; margin: 1em;" type="cite">
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05521953958849677877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7180893882503290918.post-67410815795763368062014-07-21T05:29:00.001-07:002014-07-21T05:29:25.120-07:00Radio InterviewI was recently interviewed by Radio City Talk 105.9 presenter Pete Price about my books, click to listen to the full interview.<br />
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<span id="yui_3_16_0_1_1404910638885_6035" style="font-family: calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 22pt;">I've just had a baby, please leave another one..<br /><br />Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk.<br /><br />Cancel one pint after the day after today.<br /><br />Please don't leave any more milk. All they do is drink it.<br /><br />Milkman, please close the gate behind you because the birds keep<br />pecking the tops off the milk.<br /><br />Milkman, please could I have a loaf but not bread today.<br /><br />Please cancel milk. I have nothing coming into the house but two sons on the dole.<br /><br />Sorry not to have paid your bill before, but my wife had a baby and<br />I've been carrying it around in my pocket for weeks.<br /><br />Sorry about yesterday's note.. I didn't mean one egg and a dozen pints, but the other way round.<br /><br />When you leave my milk please knock on my bedroom window and wake me because I want you to give me a hand to turn the mattress.<br /><br />Please knock. My TV's broken down and I missed last night's Coronation Street. If you saw it, will you tell me what happened over a cup of tea?<br /><br />My daughter says she wants a milkshake. Do you do it before you<br />deliver or do I have to shake the bottle?<br /><br />Please send me a form for cheap milk, for I have a baby two months old and did not know about it until a neighbour told me.<br /><br />Please send me details about cheap milk as I am stagnant.<br /><br />Milk is needed for the baby. Father is unable to supply it.<br /><br />From now on please leave two pints every other day and one pint on the days in between, except Wednesdays and Saturdays when I don't want any milk.<br /><br />My back door is open. Please put milk in 'fridge, get money out of cup in drawer and leave change on kitchen table in pence, because we ant to play bingo tonight.<br /><br />Please leave no milk today. When I say today, I mean tomorrow, for I<br />wrote this note yesterday.<br /><br />milkman please put the coal on the boiler, let dog out and put<br />newspaper inside the screen door. P.S. Don't leave any milk.<br /><br />No milk. Please do not leave milk at No. 14 either as he is dead until<br />further notice.</span><span style="font-size: 22pt;"><br /></span><span id="yui_3_16_0_1_1404910638885_6054" style="font-family: calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 22pt;">Good aren't they! </span></div>
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Men Are Just Happier People --<br />
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What do you expect from such simple creatures?<br />
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Your last name stays put.<br />
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The garage is all yours.<br />
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Wedding plans take care of themselves.<br />
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Chocolate is just another snack...<br />
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You can never be pregnant.<br />
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You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.<br />
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You can wear NO shirt to a water park.<br />
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Car mechanics tell you the truth.<br />
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The world is your urinal.<br />
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You never have to drive to another petrol station loo because this one is<br />
just too icky.<br />
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You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.<br />
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Same work, more pay.<br />
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Wrinkles add character.<br />
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Wedding dress £5000. Top hat & tails rental-£100.<br />
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People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.<br />
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New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.<br />
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One mood all the time.<br />
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Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.<br />
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You know stuff about Star Trek.<br />
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A five-day holiday requires only one small bag.<br />
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You can open all your own jars.<br />
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If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.<br />
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Your underwear is £4.99 for a three-pack.<br />
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Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.<br />
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Everything on your face stays its original colour.<br />
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The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.<br />
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You only have to shave your face and neck.<br />
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You can play with toys all your life.<br />
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One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.<br />
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You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look !<br />
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You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife..<br />
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You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.<br />
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You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25<br />
minutes.<br />
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Men Are Just Happier People<br />
NICKNAMES<br />
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other<br />
Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will<br />
affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Shorty and Lofty.<br />
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EATING OUT<br />
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even<br />
though it's only for £52.50. None of them will have anything smaller.<br />
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators...YES!!!<br />
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MONEY<br />
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.<br />
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.<br />
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BATHROOMS<br />
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A man has five items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, razor,<br />
soap, and a towel.<br />
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The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man<br />
would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.<br />
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ARGUMENTS<br />
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A woman has the last word in any argument.<br />
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.<br />
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FUTURE<br />
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.<br />
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.<br />
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MARRIAGE<br />
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.<br />
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.<br />
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DRESSING UP<br />
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A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins,<br />
answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.<br />
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.<br />
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NATURAL<br />
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Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.<br />
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.<br />
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OFFSPRING<br />
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Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about<br />
dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret<br />
fears and hopes and dreams.<br />
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A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.<br />
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY<br />
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A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people<br />
remembering the same thing!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05521953958849677877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7180893882503290918.post-4966548882393129222014-03-29T05:19:00.001-07:002014-03-29T05:19:44.823-07:00New Name For My Book<pre style="font-size: 9pt;"><tt>Just a quick 'heads up' about my book WISHFUL THINKING...... After an enormous
wrangle with the publishers and a huge argument I have now took over the control
of my book!!!!! I have changed the cover and title and I am now in control of
the price AT LAST!!!!! Wishful Thinking is now titled <a href="http://bigphilparry.blogspot.co.uk/p/blog-page.html" target="_blank">'THREE WISHES'</a> and has a
new and brighter cover! Oh, and is now priced correctly!!!!
<a href="http://bigphilparry.blogspot.co.uk/p/blog-page.html" target="_blank">Three wishes</a> is available NOW in kindle and paperback on <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Three-Wishes-Philip-Parry/dp/1496179307/ref=tmm_pap_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1396077821&sr=1-1" target="_blank">Amazon</a>.
For anybody that's bought and read 'wishful thinking' I at first thank you and
secondly ask that you are aware of the change.
For anybody that wanted to but was put off(as I would have been) by the price I
hope you will now look at <a href="http://bigphilparry.blogspot.co.uk/p/blog-page.html" target="_blank">THREE WISHES</a> and especially the price. If you now
choose to buy it I genuinely hope you enjoy it.
Have fun, Phil.</tt></pre>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05521953958849677877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7180893882503290918.post-52341713526870182312014-03-29T03:25:00.000-07:002014-03-29T03:25:34.265-07:00Three Wishes - Official Book Trailer <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Will he come? Will he Dad?”</div>
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You’ve been an extra good lad”</div>
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If I’d tried harder at school</div>
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To fill his Christmas with cheer</div>
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But money was sparse</div>
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Like his gifts by the tree</div>
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I loved him so much</div>
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But love won’t fill him with glee</div>
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It built up on the wall</div>
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As the snow tumbled down</div>
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The green lawn became white</div>
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A loud tap on the window</div>
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Gave me a fright</div>
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On the ledge stood a Robin</div>
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His breast full and red</div>
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He fluffed up his feathers</div>
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And shook snow off his head</div>
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Distant bells I heard jingle</div>
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And a voice full of cheer</div>
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“That’s the house Prancer</div>
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Set us down have no fear”</div>
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I heard reigns being stretched</div>
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Snorting beasts and a booming “WHOA!!!”</div>
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Then a CRASH a BANG and THUD</div>
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My garden blew up with snow</div>
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The window was covered</div>
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I couldn’t see out</div>
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But I knew what had landed</div>
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There was simply no doubt</div>
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From behind me, a voice</div>
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“HO HO HO” it said</div>
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I turned, and I saw him</div>
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Dressed in black white and red</div>
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My eyes so wide open</div>
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My jaw hanging so low</div>
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St. Nick was before me</div>
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All dusted with snow</div>
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The man didn’t look at me</div>
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Just busied himself</div>
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Stacking parcels galore</div>
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With the help of an Elf</div>
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Then he walked to the door</div>
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Glanced back and said with a wink</div>
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“You deserve this young man</div>
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For the way that you think”</div>
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The door shut behind him</div>
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Then his voice boomed from outside</div>
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“DASHER!.. COMET!.. BLIXEN!</div>
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Let’s get on with this ride”</div>
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I heard animals snort</div>
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Hooves muffled in the snow</div>
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Then a scrape, a slide, then silence</div>
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Just a distant ‘HO HO HO’</div>
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I awoke with a jolt</div>
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The door slammed shut with a thud</div>
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Pyjama clad my son shouted</div>
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“DAD LOOK, I’VE BEEN GOOD!”</div>
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His eyes now wide open</div>
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His mouth beaming a smile</div>
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He ripped open the gifts</div>
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There was such a big pile</div>
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My son was so happy</div>
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A perfect Christmas day</div>
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I heard a tap on the window</div>
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And watched the Robin fly away</div>
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Philip Parry 2013</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05521953958849677877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7180893882503290918.post-84694055821318297602013-11-05T06:17:00.000-08:002013-11-05T06:17:18.489-08:00Who Put Him In Charge<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
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Is it a sin to wish you were rich?</div>
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Should you be happy to struggle to pay your bills?</div>
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Should you be happy with your battered old Ford?</div>
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It wouldn't be so bad if all men were equal</div>
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If we were all in the same boat</div>
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But we're not, so the poor do all the hard work</div>
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While the rich sit back and gloat</div>
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They come out of their big comfy homes</div>
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Drive their big cars, full of gadgets and clocks</div>
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They don't spare a thought for the man in the street</div>
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Who lives under a bridge, in a box</div>
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If we really are created by god</div>
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And he's all knowing and all powerful</div>
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Then I wish he'd get down from his pedestal</div>
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And stop dishing out so much bull!!!!!!!!!!</div>
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IF I WAS GOD,.... I'D BE FAIR........... TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05521953958849677877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7180893882503290918.post-49442585665691649772013-09-04T07:05:00.000-07:002013-09-04T07:05:22.447-07:00Singing Assassin<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Come on, you said you where coming back <br /><br />But this is beyond a joke now mate <br /><br />You where clever though, I’ll give you that <br /><br />Not giving a specific date <br /><br /> <br /><br />Look at the state of the place, it’s bad <br /><br />Every day is getting worse <br /><br />It’s like the devil himself <br /><br />Has unleashed an evil curse <br /><br /> <br /><br />If you’re stuck, I’ll pay for your taxi <br /><br />Just get back here, and get here fast <br /><br />We need you here to help us <br /><br />Because without you we won’t last <br /><br /> <br /><br />So come on now, people are desperate <br /><br />There’s a disease of growing fears <br /><br />Jesus Christ, you’re taking the piss <br /><br />Making us wait two thousand years.</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05521953958849677877noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7180893882503290918.post-34369390459982522662013-08-03T00:00:00.002-07:002013-08-03T00:00:42.139-07:00Taxi Tales - Now Available in Paperback'Taxi Tales' is available in paperback format. as well as writing books I've decided to give Steven Spielberg some competition, have a look at the trailer for my book 'Taxi Tales' and let if Spielberg has got anything to worry about.<br />
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You've now watched the trailer, e-mailed Spielberg and told him to watch his back because he's got some serious competition, all you have to do now is click on the link below, and buy the book. All the tales in the book are true, written by myself and <a href="http://glennpyeblog.blogspot.co.uk/" target="_blank">Glenn Pye</a>. So just click on the link, which will take you to <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Taxi-Tales-Philip-Parry/dp/149124335X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1375510785&sr=8-1&keywords=taxi+tales+philip+parry" target="_blank">Amazon </a>.<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05521953958849677877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7180893882503290918.post-49288148909873512822013-07-31T18:21:00.000-07:002013-07-31T18:21:14.911-07:00Done Deal- A view From My Mind Trailer<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
'View From My Mind' my collection of poems is now available in paperback, I made this little trailer about one of my poems 'Done Deal' and also included the poem in this post, have a look at both and let me know what you think.</div>
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And standing there was you</div>
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You can’t do this today!”</div>
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And now I want your soul!”</div>
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Thanks for putting me in the picture</div>
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Must be election time</div>
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Been trying to find a review on Yelp</div>
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Sorry, WHAT?</div>
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If that sign doesn't bring customers in, nothing will</div>
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See Wimpy are branching out</div>
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Ok then, i'll go to the shop next door</div>
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I've never seen these BBQ's in my local store</div>
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I know, I know, I saw it right away too ....No safety glasses or hearing protection! And I caught something else that is really important, he has no gloves on. I might be up in age but I am still sharp as a tack -- don't you agree?</div>
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05521953958849677877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7180893882503290918.post-11549539621500077312013-06-18T20:46:00.001-07:002013-06-18T20:46:35.990-07:00Little Joke<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Yesterday i was walking down the street holding hands with my wife, i let go of her hand to get my phone out so i could take this photo, she slapped me across the face and wouldn't speak to me for the rest of the day. Can't understand her problem, let's face it, it's not everyday you see a dog driving a car down the street.<br />
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For all you people who where brought up in the 80's this will bring back some memory s. </div>
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05521953958849677877noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7180893882503290918.post-31056559307121147262013-04-16T06:53:00.001-07:002013-04-16T06:53:37.916-07:00Just WHAT do people expect when going on holiday?? From Thomas Cook Holidays listing some of their UK clientele’s genuine complaints.<br /><br /><br />1. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."<div>
<br />2. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned."<br /><br />3. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all."<br /><br />4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels."<br /><br />5. "The beach was too sandy."<br /><br />6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white."<br /><br />7. "Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."<br /></div>
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8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled."<br /><br />9. "There was no egg-slicer in the apartment."<br /><br />10. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."<br /><br />11. "The roads were uneven.."<br /><br />12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home."<br /><br />13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends' three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller."<br /><br />14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're trainee hairdressers -- will we be OK staying there?"<br /><br />15. "There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners now live abroad."<br /><br />16. "We had to queue outside with no air-conditioning."<br /><br />17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."<br /><br />18. "I was bitten by a mosquito. No-one said they could bite." <br /><br />19. "My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. <br />We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."<br /><br /></div>
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