I.N.R.I - View From My Mind Trailer

'View From My Mind' my collection of poems is now available in paperback, I made this little trailer about one of my poems 'I.N.R.I' and also included the poem in this post, have a look at both and let me know what you think.

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I.N.R.I

Come on, you said you where coming back

But this is beyond a joke now mate

You where clever though, I’ll give you that

Not giving a specific date



Look at the state of the place, it’s bad

Every day is getting worse

It’s like the devil himself

Has unleashed an evil curse



If you’re stuck, I’ll pay for your taxi

Just get back here, and get here fast

We need you here to help us

Because without you we won’t last



So come on now, people are desperate

There’s a disease of growing fears

Jesus Christ, you’re taking the piss

Making us wait two thousand years.

Taxi Tales - Now Available in Paperback

'Taxi Tales' is available in paperback format. as well as writing books I've decided to give Steven Spielberg some competition, have a look at the trailer for my book 'Taxi Tales' and let if Spielberg has got anything to worry about.

You've now watched the trailer, e-mailed Spielberg and told him to watch his back because he's got some serious competition, all you have to do now is click on the link below, and buy the book. All the tales in the book are true, written by myself and Glenn Pye. So just click on the link, which will take you to Amazon .

Click here to buy 'Taxi Tales'

Done Deal- A view From My Mind Trailer

'View From My Mind' my collection of poems is now available in paperback, I made this little trailer about one of my poems 'Done Deal' and also included the poem in this post, have a look at both and let me know what you think.

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Done deal

Thunder clapped

Clouds parted

Lightening crackled through

My eyes adjusted from the flash

And standing there was you

You grinned and looked me up and down

Then said, “It’s time to pay”

“No!” I said, “You can’t...

You can’t do this today!”

“I can…,” you said, “... we made a deal,

And you then achieved your goal.

I done everything you asked of me

And now I want your soul!”

Out of Africa - Some Great Funny Photos

Thanks for putting me in the picture

Must be election time

Nothing to say here, but men stay well clear

Been trying to find a review on Yelp

Sorry, WHAT?

If that sign doesn't bring customers in, nothing will

See Wimpy are branching out

Ok then, i'll go to the shop next door

Well at least they supply toilet paper

That's what you call an open top

Insurance companies are going to love this

I wonder if that's his sister

I've never seen these BBQ's in my local store

Make your mind up

Ok, Cheers for the advice;

View From My Mind - Paperback Version

My 'View From My Mind' poetry series is now available in paperback. Books one and two have been combined to make one book.

Click the link to take you straight to Amazon to buy the paperback version price at only £4.00, or if you want the book in Kindle format click on the link to buy it on Kindle, price at only £1.02. Amazon Kindle

Taxi Tales - Film Trailer

You've now seen the trailer, now read the book, click onto the link to read a free preview of 'Taxi Tales'

Now buy the book, available on Kindle and Nook Book Format.

Free preview of 'Taxi Tales'

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Today's Bad Idea

Just when you think a person can't get any dumber.....This will cleanse the gene pool a little.

I know, I know, I saw it right away too ....No safety glasses or hearing protection! And I caught something else that is really important, he has no gloves on. I might be up in age but I am still sharp as a tack -- don't you agree?