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Top Thrill Dragster at Cedar Point, Ohio

Top Thrill Dragster at Cedar Point, Ohio. It stands at 420 feet and the ride lasts for only 17 seconds, the speed of the ride is 120 mph, look at the photos and when you get to the last one, ask yourself, would i?

Strange Laws 3

In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.

I don’t think I’m brave enough to make a comment here. Yes I am, the man that walks in front deserves a medal!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.

Good job I haven’t got Paraphilic infantilism

In San Francisco, there is an ordinance, which bans the picking up and throwing of used confetti.

What if you’ve picked it up and the wind blows it towards the Bride and Groom?

It is against the law in Connecticut for a man to write love letters to a girl whose mother or father has forbidden the relationship.

I’m moving to Connecticut, but don’t tell my daughters.

In California, a law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing

That’s where the ‘pogo’ comes in!

In North Carolina, it is against the law for a rabbit to race down the street

But not against the law for it to casually stroll

The law states that more than 3000 sheep cannot be herded down Hollywood Blvd. at any one time.

Wouldn’t you just love to have 2999 sheep and set off down Hollywood Blvd at rush hour.

In Texas, it is still a "hanging offense" to steal cattle.

God they don’t mess around in Texas.

In Missouri, a man must have a permit to shave.

That’s the same here, depending on exactly what you are shaving!

In Georgia, it's against the law to spread a false rumor

Good job my work place isn’t in Georgia.

In Pennsylvania, It’s against the law to tie a dollar bill on a string on the ground and pull it away when someone tries to pick it up.

I bet some kids did that to a politician, so to get his revenge he brought that law in

In Samoa, it’s a crime to forget your own wife’s birthday.

Bloody good job I don’t live there then.

In Sedona, Ariz., it’s illegal to lie about your astrological sign.

Why would anyone care?

In Australia, it’s illegal to name any animal you plan to eat.

So Skippy never got eaten then.

In New Jersey, answering a traffic cop who asks “Do you know why I pulled you over?” by saying,“If you don’t know, I’m not going to tell you” is an automatic $300 fine.

No sense of humor at all.

In Portugal, it’s against the law to pee in the ocean.

Who the hell is going to know?

In Victoria. Australia after mid day on Sunday, it’s illegal to wear pink hot pants.

I’ll settle for my pink boob tube then!

In Oxford, Ohio, a woman undressing in front of a picture of a man is breaking the law.

No wonder those pictures of dogs playing cards become so popular.

In Texas, if you are going to commit a crime, you legally have to give 24 hours notice to the police.

Got the plans for the bank? Yes, got the guns? Yes, got the masks? Yes, told the police? What do mean no?

In St. Louis, Missouri, if a woman is in her night clothes, it is illegal for a fireman to rescue her.

But if she naked she’s alright

In North Carolina, it is illegal to swear in front of dead people

F@%&ing corpses!

Strange Laws 2

 It is illegal for a cab in the City of London to carry rabid dogs or corpses.

But it’s alright to pick up people who urinate themselves and vomit all over the place, give me a rabid dog any day.

It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

When I watch them on the telly most of them look dead, and what is the sentence if you do break this law.

It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside down.

Treason is still a capital offence in England, so you’ve been warned.

In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon.

But it’s alright to call them Josephine  

In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk.

My cat told me this, just after he told me he loved me.

 Royal Navy ships that enter the Port of London must provide a barrel of rum to the Constable of the Tower of London.

Don’t ask this guy for directions….. ask my cat

  In Lancashire, no person is permitted after being asked to stop by a constable on the seashore to incite a dog to bark.

Meow

  In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation.

Now that is a danger w@&k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 In England, all men over the age of 14 must carry out two hours of longbow practice a day.

Hang on are we still on the subject of Indonesia penalties?

In the UK, a man who feels compelled to urinate in public can do so only if he aims for his rear wheel and keeps his right hand on his vehicle.

Unless of course in the middle of longbow practice.

In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed.

At last a law that make sense.

In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than six-feet long.

Right then I’ll unpack my longbow.

In the city of York, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.

And if he is its best not to disturb him because he is obviously wan…. Oops … I mean practicing.

In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague.

Lucky I don’t abide by this law, or I would never have anyone to pick up!

Strange Laws

You can’t plow a cotton field with an elephant in North Carolina

Could someone from North Carolina tell me why not because I have successfully ploughed many a field with my elephant!

Lawn darts are illegal in Canada.

 Someone tell me why, and if this is true, why are Mounties legal?

In Idaho a citizen is forbidden by law to give another citizen a box of candy that weighs more than 50 pounds.

But is it ok to give them two 25pound boxes?

Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath at least once a year

Anyone from Kentucky brave enough to tell us if you’ve broken that law or do you know someone who has, we have to know.

Its against the law to whale hunt in Oklahoma

Where the hell are the whales in Oklahoma?

An old law in Bellingham Washington made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.

So if that’s enforced, the dance would end three miles from were it started!

In Breton, Alabama there is a law on the town’s books against riding down the street in a motorboat.

There goes my fishing trip

Connecticut and Rhode Island never ratified the 18^th amendment, Prohibition.

God they must be getting thirsty there.

In New York State, it is still illegal to shoot a rabbit from a moving trolley car.

Well I wont be going there on holiday then.

In riverside, California, there is an old law on the city’s books which makes it illegal to kiss unless both people wipe their lips with rose water.

This one easy to work out, the guy who made rose water lobbied for that.

In Saudi Arabia, a woman reportedly may divorce her husband if he does not keep her supplied with coffee.

Don’t they have about ten wives’s there; they would be making coffee all day.

In San Salvador drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad.

That would make you think twice before you drove over the limit.

In Kentucky, its illegal to carry ice cream in your back pocket.

And hopefully they too are punished by a firing squad!

In Somalia, Africa it’s been decreed illegal to carry chewing gum on the tip of your nose.

I’m running out of places to go on holiday here, and places to carry my gum!

In some smaller towns in the state of Arizona, its illegal to wear suspenders.

Well I’m definitely not going there then!

In 1845 Boston had an ordinance banning bathing unless you had a doctors prescription

Does anyone from Boston know anyone who still obeys that?

In Michigan its illegal to place a skunk inside your bosses desk

What about putting it in the filing cabinet?

Its illegal in Alabama to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

Could someone in Alabama put that law to the test, and get back to us.

In parts of Alaska its illegal to feed alcohol to a moose.

Why don’t they move all the moose’s to Connecticut and Rhode Island, problem solved.

You’re subject to fines or imprisonment for making ugly faces at dogs in Oklahoma.

What if you are just ugly, and who is the judge?... the dog or the police?

Christmas was once illegal in England.

Wish it was now it would save me a fortune.

In Hartford, Connecticut, it is illegal for a husband to kiss his wife on Sundays.

This law should surely be extended to cover the whole week!