Sunday, 7 August 2011

Strange Laws 3

In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.
I don’t think I’m brave enough to make a comment here. Yes I am, the man that walks in front deserves a medal!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.
Good job I haven’t got Paraphilic infantilism
In San Francisco, there is an ordinance, which bans the picking up and throwing of used confetti.
What if you’ve picked it up and the wind blows it towards the Bride and Groom?
It is against the law in Connecticut for a man to write love letters to a girl whose mother or father has forbidden the relationship.
I’m moving to Connecticut, but don’t tell my daughters.
In California, a law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing
That’s where the ‘pogo’ comes in!
In North Carolina, it is against the law for a rabbit to race down the street
But not against the law for it to casually stroll
The law states that more than 3000 sheep cannot be herded down Hollywood Blvd. at any one time.
Wouldn’t you just love to have 2999 sheep and set off down Hollywood Blvd at rush hour.
In Texas, it is still a "hanging offense" to steal cattle.
God they don’t mess around in Texas.
In Missouri, a man must have a permit to shave.
That’s the same here, depending on exactly what you are shaving!
In Georgia, it's against the law to spread a false rumor
Good job my work place isn’t in Georgia.
In Pennsylvania, It’s against the law to tie a dollar bill on a string on the ground and pull it away when someone tries to pick it up.

I bet some kids did that to a politician, so to get his revenge he brought that law in

In Samoa, it’s a crime to forget your own wife’s birthday.
Bloody good job I don’t live there then.
In Sedona, Ariz., it’s illegal to lie about your astrological sign.
Why would anyone care?
In Australia, it’s illegal to name any animal you plan to eat.

So Skippy never got eaten then.

In New Jersey, answering a traffic cop who asks “Do you know why I pulled you over?” by saying,“If you don’t know, I’m not going to tell you” is an automatic $300 fine.

No sense of humor at all.

In Portugal, it’s against the law to pee in the ocean.
Who the hell is going to know?
In Victoria. Australia after mid day on Sunday, it’s illegal to wear pink hot pants.
I’ll settle for my pink boob tube then!
In Oxford, Ohio, a woman undressing in front of a picture of a man is breaking the law.
No wonder those pictures of dogs playing cards become so popular.
In Texas, if you are going to commit a crime, you legally have to give 24 hours notice to the police.
Got the plans for the bank? Yes, got the guns? Yes, got the masks? Yes, told the police? What do mean no?
In St. Louis, Missouri, if a woman is in her night clothes, it is illegal for a fireman to rescue her.

But if she naked she’s alright

In North Carolina, it is illegal to swear in front of dead people
F@%&ing corpses!